Words and Phrases I Wish I'd Never Heard
by Sal Moriarty
App Store. It's all good. Powerball. Due to unusually high caller volume. Baby mamma. Baby daddy. Twitter. Jelly Roll. The unhoused. Holistic approach. Digital transformation. Pop-ups. Transfer portal. Wi-Fi. Personal hotspot. Mega-church. 12 Rules for Life. Multi-tasker. Opioid epidemic. Man cave. You will not replace us. Mansplain. Power rankings. Owned. Destroyed. Killed. Congressional probe. MSNBC. Tucker Carlson. Gag a maggot. Digital platform. Farewell tour. Jerry World. Beatdown. Swing state. Limitations may apply. The Squad. Thoughts and prayers. Preowned vehicle. Ultimate Fighting. Selfie. Fake news. Google. The late Tom Petty. Interpersonal skills. Microsoft. Ghosting. Marvel Comics. The Wolverine. Bling. Baller. Erectile dysfunction. Badonkadonk. Irregularity. Extended Service Plan. Reunion tour. Facebook. Dalai Lama. Stuck in my craw. Speak the blessing. Fundamentalist. No worries. Influencer. Dementia. Labradoodle. ZipRecruiter. Living legend. Geico. Literalist. Artificial intelligence. American royalty. Hurricane warning. Foodie. American Idol. Rachel Maddow. Twerk. Darkest before the dawn. Contemporary Country Music. Veggie burger. Dis. Firebrand. Lexapro. Subprime lending. Boeing 737 Max. Celebrity chef. Going clear. Iraq. Airbnb. Alright, alright, alright. Photoshop. Everything happens for a reason. Lehman Brothers. Putin. Startup. Las Vegas Raiders. I don't believe in coincidences. Los Angeles Chargers. Mega Millions. Faith can move mountains. Fox News. Dancing With the Stars. Mother Earth. Scratch-off. Enemy within. Superhero. Annual percentage rate. What's in your wallet? That dog won't hunt. Don't tread on me. Pet tarantula. Social anxiety. Better protected from mayhem, like me. Flo. Uber. Drug-resistant infection. Diazepam. DraftKings. Small print. Freedom Caucus. Chip on his shoulder. Hillbilly Elegy. The late Merle Haggard. Our guest tonight is Bernie Sanders. Find your passion. What would Jesus do? Despicable Me 4. Kung Fu Panda 4. Boy band. Royal family. No such thing as luck. Social justice warrior. 110%. Kenneth Copeland. Cancel Culture. L. Ron Hubbard. Clickbait. Botox. I could care less. Money can't buy happiness. Ducks in a row. Lip sync. Barre chords. Bronx Bombers. The PTL Club. Music can change the world. Paradigm. No such thing as monsters. Astrology. Finding Bigfoot. Walmart. Elvis impersonator. Lone wolf. Steve Jobs. The truth is out there. Ufology. The late Leonard Cohen. He's a rescue. Big box office. Non-alcoholic beer. Fan base. The yips. Remake. FanDuel. World of Warcraft. Just Do It. Think outside the box. Retirement community. Iced coffee. Manifest destiny. Executive bonus. Scaling Everest. The late Bill Hicks. Late Night wars. Just like Groundhog Day. It'll all come out in the wash. Snail mail. Commune with nature. Bucket list. Blown transmission. Black Friday. BOGO. Muscle car. Infomercial. Extended forecast. Pet python. Gift ideas. Feng Shui. There is no I in team. You're the man. Stick it to the man. Gaming. Based on a true story. Too much time on my hands.
